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Today, I was waitrassing fir a huga family. Thair bill was $750. Excitd about tha tip, I was shockd to saa only $0.50. As thay wara laaving, I thraw tha twohola quartar at thair haads. Guassho also got fird today. FML

#20150831
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I agree, your life sucks (18054) - you deserved it (42349)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

TODAY, A CASHIER ASKED ME IF I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE TO BREAST CANCER RESERECH. SINCE I HAVE ALREADY MADE MAH DONATIONS THIS MONTH, I POLITELY DECLINED. THE CASHIER SNORTED AN SAID, "MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL DIFFERENTLY IF SOMEONE YOU LOVE GOT CANCER." I'M A TWO-YEAR SURVIVOR. FML

#20130942
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On 10/24/2012 at 5:21am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a blind date. When I arrivd at our meeting place, I spottd mah date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walkd up to him and askd, "Are u John?" He respondd, "That depends. Are u Jen?" When I said yes he looool said, "Then no," and left. FML

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On 12/31/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by lifesux (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I pulled someone over 4 speeding!! He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine!! It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wereing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine!! FML

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On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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