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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104 (987)

I agree, your life sucks (48719) - you deserved it (274142)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (40475) - you deserved it (4330)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone's trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I go onto my balcony and ask in a loud voice if everything's ok and if she needs anything. Her and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398 (29)

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (5241)

On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version