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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 March 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 447
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MrSchneebly : This is about me, although i dont want you to know anything about me.

So i wont write anything of great importance here so you can stop reading...

If you havent stopped reading you are a fool nothing good will come from this...

You know what now you are wastin my time and your own...

Thats it ive had enough -.-

You know what between me and you, i like kiwi fruit, see was it really worth all that effort

:D love you :D

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Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19944) - you deserved it (8762)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30679) - you deserved it (3192)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29861) - you deserved it (7642)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29861) - you deserved it (7642)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29563) - you deserved it (5596)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML

#18560228
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22523) - you deserved it (2013)

On 12/20/2011 at 7:46am - health - by ouch (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42612) - you deserved it (5095)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25481) - you deserved it (15904)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents woke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

#18482470
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14661) - you deserved it (25001)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML

#18451587
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9093) - you deserved it (23895)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:29am - work - by JB - United States

Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML

#18286852
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15269) - you deserved it (24237)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by jerdub93 - United States (California)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

#18266824
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9166) - you deserved it (33141)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13827) - you deserved it (29346)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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