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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3718
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About MrSarary : My names Aladdin. I'm accidentally hilarious, I'm horribly honest and I'm fantastically sarcastic. Sydney born and raised. On here for some laughs, if there's anything else you want to know just ask ! :)

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Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43005) - you deserved it (3556)

On 01/01/2015 at 12:47am - love - by Proposal Fail - United States (New York)

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35370) - you deserved it (2827)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33870) - you deserved it (2610)

On 12/26/2014 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35605) - you deserved it (4398)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33996) - you deserved it (3977)

On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML


I agree, your life sucks (41412) - you deserved it (4766)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my commitment issues were perfectly illustrated when I couldn't put a nail in the wall to hang a painting, because, "What if I change my mind?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (27689) - you deserved it (5681)

On 12/12/2014 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30386) - you deserved it (3634)

On 12/11/2014 at 11:10am - work - by anyoldnamewilldo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28119) - you deserved it (35844)

On 11/06/2014 at 2:09pm - work - by NoJobNovember - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37143) - you deserved it (2634)

On 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by CatLover (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34521) - you deserved it (3825)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes to do things the old-fashioned way, and that he wouldn't propose to me without my father's blessing. My dad died 3 years ago, and he knows it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50231) - you deserved it (3752)

On 08/08/2014 at 6:53pm - love - by lonethong15 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43765) - you deserved it (22744)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

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