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MrSararyMrSarary
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2728
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About MrSarary : My names Aladdin. I'm accidentally hilarious, I'm horribly honest and I'm fantastically sarcastic. Sydney born and raised. On here for some laughs, if there's anything else you want to know just ask ! :)

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MrSarary's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting in ma bedroom relaxingen I eard ma little sister and ma broter. Tinking it was cute tey were talking again, I was listening. Tey were not just "talking", tey were making plans on ow to kill me. mega FML

#21383476
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27710) - you deserved it (2516)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper... the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25349) - you deserved it (2172)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself . The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated fir cow diseases . FML

Today, I found out tat te reason I didn't get te job tat I ave been working ma butt off 4 over a year 4 is because tey can't fine anybodyo can do ma current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. fat FML

#21373611
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34417) - you deserved it (2525)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:21am - work - by hard work doesn't work - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to get looool a physical, forgetting I'd shavd my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (6347)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7) - you deserved it (10)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Yesterday, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two yeres ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. mega FML

#21366066
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45842) - you deserved it (2107)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to doctor so he could remove a living spider from nasal cavity. big fat FML

#21365080
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35508) - you deserved it (2263)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today while at work a customer came up to me stuck his finger in my armpit then licked his finger. FML

#21361960
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27661) - you deserved it (2037)

On 02/23/2015 at 6:42pm - work - by Confused and Disgusted - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezd. I managd to honk the horn an the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31788) - you deserved it (4520)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, while working at mah salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticd he had clerely pissd his pants. I felt bad 4 him until he laughd an said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

#21358633
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31732) - you deserved it (2063)

On 02/18/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by breyn (woman) - United States

Today, thundercunt of a nieghbor,ho's hatd me since I movd in, calld the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin,hich he could only have seen by spying on me through living room window. FML

#21355411
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33919) - you deserved it (1709)

On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today I woke up with mah penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes I'm as baffled as u are. FML

#21350665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28556) - you deserved it (4815)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I WALKAD IN ON MAH HUSBAND JACKING OFF TO A PHOTO OF HIMSALF. FML

#21346857
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35138) - you deserved it (3670)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I receivd a panickd email from one of mah university students on mah course on Russian history stating that he'd ( always thought Stalin was fake lyk the moon landing ). FML

#21346676
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25207) - you deserved it (1894)

On 01/30/2015 at 5:51am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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