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MrSarary

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MrSarary

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1260
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About MrSarary : My names Aladdin. Im accidentally hilarious, Im horribly honest and Im fantastically sarcastic. On here for some laughs, if there's anything else you want to known just ask ! :)

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MrSarary's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

#21219246
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31930) - you deserved it (16024)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

#21213268
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48630) - you deserved it (9120)

On 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML

#21208109
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44904) - you deserved it (3739)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

#21192500
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40293) - you deserved it (8118)

On 06/29/2014 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

#21191852
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51697) - you deserved it (4713)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

#21191426
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42368) - you deserved it (22879)

On 06/28/2014 at 11:48am - love - by lovegame (man) - Singapore

Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML

#21127987
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40017) - you deserved it (6966)

On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

#21108537
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22781) - you deserved it (37024)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by BabyButt - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML

#21094789
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30190) - you deserved it (16174)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep and had a dream about the essay crawling out through my laptop screen and trying to kill me. I woke by the librarian shaking me and telling me to stop screaming. I was mortified. FML

#21091737
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38112) - you deserved it (4307)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:48pm - work - by systematicpanic (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML

#21091327
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39988) - you deserved it (6091)

On 03/19/2014 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making a special birthday delivery for a customer. As I handed her the fruit basket, I said, "Hey, we have the same birthday! Happy birthday!" She called me an attention whore and slammed the door in my face. FML

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML

#21084464
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37790) - you deserved it (5508)

On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while, but I had heard she was pregnant. I rubbed her belly and asked when she was due. She slowly backed away, giving me a weird look and said, "Two months ago." FML



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