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MrSarary

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MrSarary

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1816
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About MrSarary : My names Aladdin. Im accidentally hilarious, Im horribly honest and Im fantastically sarcastic. On here for some laughs, if there's anything else you want to known just ask ! :)

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MrSarary's favorite FMLs

Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML

#21293428
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26422) - you deserved it (33221)

On 11/06/2014 at 2:09pm - work - by NoJobNovember - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

#21293397
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34869) - you deserved it (2458)

On 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by CatLover (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

#21282836
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32192) - you deserved it (3357)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes to do things the old-fashioned way, and that he wouldn't propose to me without my father's blessing. My dad died 3 years ago, and he knows it. FML

#21232717
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46706) - you deserved it (3176)

On 08/08/2014 at 6:53pm - love - by lonethong15 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

#21219246
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41586) - you deserved it (21399)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

#21213268
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53152) - you deserved it (10128)

On 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML

#21208109
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46252) - you deserved it (3766)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

#21192500
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40537) - you deserved it (8148)

On 06/29/2014 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

#21191852
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52077) - you deserved it (4732)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

#21191426
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42845) - you deserved it (23130)

On 06/28/2014 at 11:48am - love - by lovegame (man) - Singapore

Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML

#21127987
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40134) - you deserved it (6978)

On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

#21108537
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23403) - you deserved it (37774)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by BabyButt - United States (Hawaii)



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