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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3884
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About MrSarary : My names Aladdin. I'm accidentally hilarious, I'm horribly honest and I'm fantastically sarcastic. Sydney born and raised. On here for some laughs, if there's anything else you want to know just ask ! :)

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MrSarary's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19955) - you deserved it (1278)

On 11/27/2015 at 7:39am - work - by fabz (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank, about to come, when I suddenly freaked out and had to stop and check to make sure I didn't have any homework due tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19757) - you deserved it (3533)

On 11/24/2015 at 1:34am - intimacy - by helpme (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23895) - you deserved it (3375)

On 10/03/2015 at 12:00am - misc - by NothowIimaginedmyday (woman) - United States

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15875) - you deserved it (21596)

On 10/02/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother told me I should volunteer in Africa, because I might "get lucky, catch malaria and come back skinny". FML


I agree, your life sucks (25625) - you deserved it (2177)

On 09/30/2015 at 2:47am - health - by strayy (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, a bible toting evangelist on the street ambushed me and asked me what my religion was. I wear a hijab. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22918) - you deserved it (3422)

On 09/29/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by itisobviouseinstein - United States (New York)

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24726) - you deserved it (8545)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23832) - you deserved it (1433)

On 09/27/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by WTF (man) - Poland (Dolnoslaskie)

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22093) - you deserved it (1979)

On 09/20/2015 at 10:15pm - love - by ohforchristssake (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20752) - you deserved it (8681)

On 09/18/2015 at 1:30pm - love - by shitfaced (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I got excited about finishing up my laundry detergent and softener, because I could get new ones. FML


Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip 3 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26782) - you deserved it (1457)

On 09/13/2015 at 10:22am - love - by TheLoneSoul - France

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up terrified, scaring my roommate. What was the dream? That I'd had a panic attack because my box of Honey Nut Cheerios was torn and the bag inside was improperly folded. FML

Today, a customer came in to the Walmart I cashier at, trying to set me up with her daughter. This isn't the first time she's tried. As she so graciously put it, her daughter "has a thing for the wimpy nerdy types". FML


I agree, your life sucks (23573) - you deserved it (2146)

On 08/13/2015 at 12:13am - work - by Highroller_17 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22821) - you deserved it (6190)

On 08/06/2015 at 7:14pm - love - by Stinky and Single - United States

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