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About MrSarary : My names Aladdin. I'm accidentally hilarious, I'm horribly honest and I'm fantastically sarcastic. Sydney born and raised. On here for some laughs, if there's anything else you want to know just ask ! :)
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You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, I was sitting in ma bedroom relaxingen I eard ma little sister and ma broter. Tinking it was cute tey were talking again, I was listening. Tey were not just "talking", tey were making plans on ow to kill me. mega FML
Today... I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper... the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Today, I found out tat te reason I didn't get te job tat I ave been working ma butt off 4 over a year 4 is because tey can't fine anybodyo can do ma current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. fat FML
Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, while working at mah salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticd he had clerely pissd his pants. I felt bad 4 him until he laughd an said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML
Today, thundercunt of a nieghbor,ho's hatd me since I movd in, calld the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin,hich he could only have seen by spying on me through living room window. FML
Friday 27 March 2015