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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 345
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MrPaulWalrus : The walrus is most definitely Paul.

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Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68443) - you deserved it (40071)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73647) - you deserved it (752161)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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758 comments

I agree, your life sucks (789994) - you deserved it (83190)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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