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MrPaulWalrus
  • Town/Country : Indiana, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 211
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MrPaulWalrus : The walrus is most definitely Paul.

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Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59111) - you deserved it (31008)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

#859604
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66989) - you deserved it (182591)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
975 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54304) - you deserved it (593777)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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665 comments

I agree, your life sucks (662648) - you deserved it (12725)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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