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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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MrMonkey87's favorite FMLs
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
by rileynautumn / 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML
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