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MrMonkey87
  • Town/Country : MillWoods, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37389) - you deserved it (8559)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33381) - you deserved it (12268)

On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version



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