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About MrMizzouBound : Going to Mizzou next fall! I'm a Cardinals and Rams fan, have a general love of mobile technology, and going to school for either biology or chemistry. Kik: MrMizzouBound
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Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML
Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML
Friday 17 October 2014