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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 687
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MrMizzouBound : Going to Mizzou next fall! I'm a Cardinals and Rams fan, have a general love of mobile technology, and going to school for either biology or chemistry. Kik: MrMizzouBound

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Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34021) - you deserved it (12021)

On 03/14/2013 at 5:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24673) - you deserved it (47841) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/28/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by ELparano - Canada

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