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MrMcToaster
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 285
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MrMcToaster : Im awesome. for serious.

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Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45059) - you deserved it (4450)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, "I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71640) - you deserved it (3965)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:18am - love - by rockstarohyeah (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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