Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

MrMcToaster

Search for a member

MrMcToaster
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 February 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 227
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MrMcToaster : Im awesome. for serious.

MrMcToaster's last visitors

JohnE3TigerTattoo

MrMcToaster's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

MrMcToaster's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

#5515193
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40460) - you deserved it (3591)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, "I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced." FML

#3418538
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64873) - you deserved it (3050)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:18am - love - by rockstarohyeah (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Break that FML
  • Hello everybody! It's great to be back to present you with a new artist. Well, two artists actually. We don't often publish artists that work as a team, and today is all the more interesting because we're…

Wednesday 15 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by