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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 June 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 61215
  • Number of comments : 254
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MrJentipede : I does what I does.

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Today, I was watching tv on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because "the dog can't see the TV." FML

#2241699
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73771) - you deserved it (4122)

On 05/24/2009 at 2:05pm - animals - by holly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

#1368223
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55477) - you deserved it (2678)

On 04/26/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by chippuh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

#598465
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (147759) - you deserved it (11613)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

#473847
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (128124) - you deserved it (13065)

On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (483723) - you deserved it (46050)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML

#112379
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85926) - you deserved it (21425)

On 02/23/2009 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonn (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
753 comments

I agree, your life sucks (784906) - you deserved it (83042)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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