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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 June 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 61385
  • Number of comments : 254
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MrJentipede : I does what I does.

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Today, I Was In The Bathroom, When Someone Came Up Behind Me!! Instead Of Waiting 4 A Urinal To Free Up, He Wedged His Way In Between Me And Another Guy, And Promptly Began Peeing In My Urinal, Crossing Streams In The Process!! FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40850) - you deserved it (3326)

On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

2day I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficultie maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly 4 me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

#14130272
106 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by agstadra (woman) - Canada

Today, I want to buy soma spray paint 4 a projact. I'va navar usad a spray can bafora, so I dacidad to try it on papar providad. Unfortunataly I didn't hold tha can tha right way and andad up with black, parmanant, paint all ovar my faca in tha middla of a stora. FML

#7461664
82 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by muffincakess - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was facebook stalking this really cute grl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the grl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. mega FML

#7331579
108 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I dressed up, went over to mah boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman.

#7239048
158 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I was on a long-haul plane journey home from mah holiday. After 5 hours , I decidd to stretch mah armshilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching , running down the aisle as mah arm stretchd out. I accidentally clothes-lind a looool little 9 year old girl. FML

#7203649
183 comments

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On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

Today mah friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing mah hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peieng. FML

#7198019
75 comments

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On 01/07/2010 at 11:50am - misc - by TJ (man) - India (Maharashtra)

2day my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Got A New Laptop Fir Christmas. The Picture On The Box Showd A Woman Balancing It On One Finger To Show How Light It Was, So I Trid It Myself. I Droppd Laptop, Breaking The Hard Drive And Putting A Massive Crack Down The Screen. FML

#6953909
208 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she askd me to help her. So I pulld up her pantyhose. When I lookd up, she had a horrifid look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

#6934352
132 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider wit my mind. FML

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78 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah mother thought it would be okay to take mah camera an erase all of mah picture that included mah graduation , party , an mah sister wedding. Her excuse? ( We need more room for Katie's birthday. ) Katie is our pet cat. FML

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88 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 10:41am - animals - by Kelsie (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday I left work to fine a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817
112 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah boyfriend of 6 months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a grlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He was quiet, I hered barking in the background. FML

#6650131
129 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 1:20pm - love - by WoofWoof (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went into mah room an found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to mah sister, ( Good one, Ellen! ) I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in mah hands an bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

#6605236
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30956) - you deserved it (7205)

On 12/04/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by olive_costume (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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