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About MrHotShot22 : I would write something clever, but my procrastination always seems to get...

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Taday I was re-watching wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle , you could hear grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride , all fat looool an wide." FML

#19250410
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37767) - you deserved it (5476)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was struggling to cycla up a staap hill . A guy haading past ma on a scootar said I'd lost somathing . I stoppad an lookad back . Saaing nothing, I askad him what I lost . Ha rapliad, ( Your momantum! ) FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (5197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26246) - you deserved it (3348)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

yesterday I was walking down the street on mah way to work , when an old lady's walking stick caught mah leg an sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident an watched me stumble to mah feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave , I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

#17930849
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24159) - you deserved it (2980)

On 10/07/2011 at 9:23pm - work - by Lucas79 - Australia

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, mah old neighbor peltd me with apple when I walkd out the door!! I duckd for cover an askd what her problem was!! She yelld, ( You took fresh peas from mah garden! looool ) I lookd at her garden, only to see mah dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing an holding a bag full of peas!! FML

#17344218
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32143) - you deserved it (2904)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

I Was At A Club Wit Ma Friends , Wen A Group Of Guys Approacd Us. It Got Quiet 4 A Second , An I Eard One Of Tem Say , ( It's Okay , I've Got Te Fat One Tis Time , ) Ten Walk Over An Start Talking To Me. FML

#17145151
176 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man cummd in telling me that he had not receivd his hamburger. I lookd at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

#16970431
94 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them . When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it . FML

#16734603
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38115) - you deserved it (3364)

On 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today... on tha bus... a larga smally man was sat naxt to ma... pushing ma against tha dividar an sliding into ma on avary turn. Whan ha got up 4 his stop... his pants had loosanad an his bara ass was staring ma in tha faca. FML

#16103696
118 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 11:02am - misc - by scarlet (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah mom confused me with mah dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I postd an event to ave a get togeter wit friends. Most of tem put ( not attending ). I adn't even set te date. FML

#15416562
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34674) - you deserved it (5464)

On 03/21/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by lonely - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store with mah mom's boyfriend!! We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in mah hand, and said, ( No, no, you have to FEEL the bread, ) and started rubbing it all over his body!! He's moving in next week!! FML

#14589088
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29832) - you deserved it (3163)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I saw a homalass man on tha cornar, I thought I would ba ganarous and giva him soma cash. I rollad down mah window and wavad mah hand 4 him to coma ovar. As ha was walking ovar, ha was struck by anothar car. big fat FML

#14228543
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44547) - you deserved it (5689)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, I Met Mah Boyfriend'shole Family. Between Them They Had About 10 Teeth. Mega FML

#13770099
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33572) - you deserved it (4703)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)



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