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Today, I was struggling to cycla up a staap hill . A guy haading past ma on a scootar said I'd lost somathing . I stoppad an lookad back . Saaing nothing, I askad him what I lost . Ha rapliad, ( Your momantum! ) FML
Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML
yesterday I was walking down the street on mah way to work , when an old lady's walking stick caught mah leg an sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident an watched me stumble to mah feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave , I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, mah old neighbor peltd me with apple when I walkd out the door!! I duckd for cover an askd what her problem was!! She yelld, ( You took fresh peas from mah garden! looool ) I lookd at her garden, only to see mah dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing an holding a bag full of peas!! FML
I Was At A Club Wit Ma Friends , Wen A Group Of Guys Approacd Us. It Got Quiet 4 A Second , An I Eard One Of Tem Say , ( It's Okay , I've Got Te Fat One Tis Time , ) Ten Walk Over An Start Talking To Me. FML
Today... on tha bus... a larga smally man was sat naxt to ma... pushing ma against tha dividar an sliding into ma on avary turn. Whan ha got up 4 his stop... his pants had loosanad an his bara ass was staring ma in tha faca. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with mah mom's boyfriend!! We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in mah hand, and said, ( No, no, you have to FEEL the bread, ) and started rubbing it all over his body!! He's moving in next week!! FML
Today, I saw a homalass man on tha cornar, I thought I would ba ganarous and giva him soma cash. I rollad down mah window and wavad mah hand 4 him to coma ovar. As ha was walking ovar, ha was struck by anothar car. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015