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MrFraggle

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 555
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About MrFraggle : Rawrz. I r Mr. Fraggle >8O

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Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

#17500518
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7613) - you deserved it (95716)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36783) - you deserved it (2807)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36754) - you deserved it (3456)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39056) - you deserved it (4205)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31710) - you deserved it (4272)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44231) - you deserved it (4677)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57158) - you deserved it (2892)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40107) - you deserved it (6205)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34980) - you deserved it (4841)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17419) - you deserved it (61188)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38779) - you deserved it (4291)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38328) - you deserved it (5397)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37046) - you deserved it (10086)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

#16154478
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32693) - you deserved it (14537)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37982) - you deserved it (10281)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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