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Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes he went to play his new xbox game. FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)
Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)
Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - health - by snidpea - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)
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