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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 December 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1606
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes he went to play his new xbox game. FML

#14174315
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34980) - you deserved it (7754)

On 12/12/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72945) - you deserved it (11491)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML

#13867056
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28226) - you deserved it (11168)

On 11/16/2010 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

#13738415
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28236) - you deserved it (9246)

On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

#13738415
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28236) - you deserved it (9246)

On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

#13634710
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33651) - you deserved it (6365)

On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

#13495933
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31785) - you deserved it (5496)

On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

#12797931
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19997) - you deserved it (30688)

On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

#12797931
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19997) - you deserved it (30688)

On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML

#7742819
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26349) - you deserved it (3356)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - health - by snidpea - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32889) - you deserved it (7536)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15564) - you deserved it (162905)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21637) - you deserved it (40562)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)



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