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  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 290
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MrBonecrusherz98 : I do anything I want cause I'M AWESOME!

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Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17852) - you deserved it (128249)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

#20179414
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9925) - you deserved it (20812)

On 11/26/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by Z (man) - Australia

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

#19716339
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30276) - you deserved it (2563)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

#19616275
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30239) - you deserved it (3556)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

#19028650
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (3356)

On 02/08/2012 at 7:07pm - love - by c -

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML

#18096319
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25621) - you deserved it (2053)

On 10/28/2011 at 1:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

#17950991
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33371) - you deserved it (3163)

On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
556 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67058) - you deserved it (6994)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43040) - you deserved it (4874)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17410) - you deserved it (30756)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17410) - you deserved it (30756)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17410) - you deserved it (30756)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patients room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML

#13927206
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7769) - you deserved it (30209)

On 11/21/2010 at 5:36pm - work - by BlackRavenWings - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while at work, I got a call. They left a voicemail. It was a 7 minute voicemail of the mattress squeaking and my mom screaming my dad's name. I am going to their house for supper tonight. FML

#13822873
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31726) - you deserved it (2616)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Cantbreath94 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

#13601859
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29079) - you deserved it (4022)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by WTF - United States (Kansas)



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