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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1479
  • Number of comments : 201
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About MrBond007 : The name is Bond... James Bond.
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Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML

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