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Moscow
  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 February 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1042
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262 (332)

I agree, your life sucks (40091) - you deserved it (6000)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (38029) - you deserved it (4395)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093 (322)

I agree, your life sucks (46803) - you deserved it (3176)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML

#8404119 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (16203) - you deserved it (4400)

On 02/18/2010 at 10:01am - misc - by mylifeisahell - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I realised the only guy who is showing any slight interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick up lines such as "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML

#8368269 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (18412) - you deserved it (1616)

On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

#8341933 (404)

I agree, your life sucks (18553) - you deserved it (3884)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

#8330425 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (19561) - you deserved it (1767)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized that I tend to sleep walk, sleep dial, and sleep talk. How did I find out? The police showed up armed and ready at my door because I called 911 and told them about the dream I'd been having, in which my fiance murdered four people. FML

#8297685 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (19259) - you deserved it (2139)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:05pm - misc - by sleepdialer (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

#8169193 (299)

I agree, your life sucks (14006) - you deserved it (12324)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

#8007090 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (2014)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:07am - love - by klala - Reserved

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615 (628)

I agree, your life sucks (35458) - you deserved it (28276)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (7224) - you deserved it (32662)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

#7702902 (308)

I agree, your life sucks (28361) - you deserved it (5558)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:17am - love - by GamerGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML

#7306926 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (31785) - you deserved it (1435)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (27120) - you deserved it (9315)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version