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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 682
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Morqan_Freeman : Morgan Freeman. I could say anything at all. Even now as you read this, you are hearing Morgan Freeman's voice in your head. Your small crack of a smile is enough for you to admit to yourself that anything you hear in Morgan Freeman's voice must be a blessing. Although it is not, It is still wonderful to have known that I have made you smile.

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