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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 402
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30051) - you deserved it (6451)

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