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MorningGranite
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 366
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Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24237) - you deserved it (4867)

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