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Today, while making out with mah boyfriend, he started playing with mah nipples!! Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at mah nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!"!! He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with mah nipples!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26774) - you deserved it (5152)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was watcing Free Willy wit my boyfriend. It was at te partere te boy leand into te water to give Willy a ug. I askd... "How do u even ug aale?" My boyfriend rolld over and gave me a ug... and said... "Like tis." FML

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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version



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