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About MorkaneBloodrage : I'm a geek, a tabletop gamer, a LARPER, and a bit of a redneck. If you wanna know something just ask.
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Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014