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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 June 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 530
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MorkaneBloodrage : I'm a geek, a tabletop gamer, a LARPER, and a bit of a redneck. If you wanna know something just ask.

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Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML


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On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML


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