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Morgiebear
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 93
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Morgiebear : I'm really laid back and I love comedy. Horror movies are my favorite. I love The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It's the best video game ever! Lol but anyways that's me. :)

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Today, while wiping my ass, the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it, and I'm sure it will again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37628) - you deserved it (10169)

On 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm - health - by broken finger (man) - United States



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