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About MorganCabrera : I'm 16 and I sing :) i have a rather good life but it has its ups and downs all in all my life is half'n'half ...
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Friday 18 April 2014