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MorganCabrera
  • Town/Country : Vidor, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MorganCabrera : I'm 16 and I sing :) i have a rather good life but it has its ups and downs all in all my life is half'n'half ...

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Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50218) - you deserved it (13070)

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