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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 August 1984 (30 years)
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Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112890) - you deserved it (15254)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94716) - you deserved it (19989)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (412543) - you deserved it (67119)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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