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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 June 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26945) - you deserved it (2082)

On 06/26/2012 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML


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On 02/05/2011 at 4:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML


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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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