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Moonster
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 338
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

#11923673
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27187) - you deserved it (12870)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32938) - you deserved it (9010)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9480) - you deserved it (22239)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61861) - you deserved it (9239)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I rang British Gas to cancel my boiler cover, as I'm totally and utterly skint. I told her the reason was I was getting divorced, moving house, losing my job and had no income at all. She was very sympathetic, and said "how would you like to pay your £37 cancellation fee?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19008) - you deserved it (2936)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by shellbom (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I was at the doctors getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirups so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe I looked up to see my brother in law. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40221) - you deserved it (1744)

On 07/30/2009 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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