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by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by dramaqueen / 04/14/2009 at 12:44am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy
Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out, I grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML
by Noname / 02/22/2009 at 11:50pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML
by Tara / 10/31/2008 at 3:06am / Sweden (Blekinge Lan) / Kids
- Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to… Today, I had a really big audition for this play I wanted to be in. I got up on stage, and in the… Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling…