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by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Cecilly2010 / 04/28/2011 at 11:53am / Animals
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 12:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by rawr / 04/20/2011 at 10:15am / Work
Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by B / 04/18/2011 at 4:09am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Kids
by ILiveWithMorons / 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML
by Ouch / 04/10/2011 at 4:55am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by torny>horny / 04/10/2011 at 12:42am / United States / Love
by blehhx / 04/09/2011 at 1:32am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by notacreeper / 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm / Love
by JJMan217 / 04/03/2011 at 3:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half… Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis…