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  • Town/Country : Hungary
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  • Birth Date : Monday 30 May 1988 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 130
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Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16262) - you deserved it (1699)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19153) - you deserved it (5671)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26429) - you deserved it (15667)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to my house and fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side saying "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said "all fixed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5835) - you deserved it (25427)

On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (27742) - you deserved it (2364)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, I joined my school's film-making club so I could get an opportunity to act in the club president's screenplays. It turns out her idea of a tragedy is a creepy, sci-fi version of Romeo and Juliet. With elves. Starring her as the perfect and godlike lead character. I can't get out of this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13956) - you deserved it (3130)

On 09/02/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by Actor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (24405) - you deserved it (2398)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (23431) - you deserved it (8903)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found there was a 4 year old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10166) - you deserved it (22849)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Plasticface (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (21571) - you deserved it (3510)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28834) - you deserved it (3042)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from a camping trip and broke up with me. All because when he was watching the lake he was near, ripples formed. Apparently, this means God was telling him I'm impure and unable to be "saved by Christ" and therefore, a waste of his time. I dated this lunatic. FML

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:34pm - love - by dammitvasquez - Canada

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (9777) - you deserved it (37289)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268 (280)

I agree, your life sucks (26208) - you deserved it (10386)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36423) - you deserved it (3498)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -