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I speak English, Spanish, some German, and mostly fish.
When I am supposed to be doing stuff I am probably on FML.
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Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)
Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)
Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)
Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)
Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by thatsasquee - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I stubbed my toe against the corner of my bed, causing me to gasp and moan in pain. My parents overheard, and now I'm getting the full coming of age talk and how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML
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On 05/06/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21am - money - by uncbballwins -
Today, a kid with severe Down's came into my workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me for so long. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by notimpressed (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
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