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Mooish

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Mooish

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3582
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Mooish : Life is good.

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Mooish's favorite FMLs

TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41604) - you deserved it (7203)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, A MONTH AFTER MY FINAL BOUT OF INTIMACY WITH THE STAGE FIVE CLINGER WHO'S BEEN BORDERLINE STALKING ME SINCE HIGH SCHOOL, SHE CALLD TO TELL ME I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER. FML

#18222551
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12603) - you deserved it (57901)

On 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I realized I have to choose between bieng unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy an so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39959) - you deserved it (3272)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, ( Call me when you're ready to feel wat a real man can do to you. ) FML

#18145171
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64300) - you deserved it (4758)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (4926)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today... as I was driving to work... I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen... I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. real FML

#18078650
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34348) - you deserved it (3997)

On 10/26/2011 at 3:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY I WAS DRIVING MA AIGT YAAR-OLD SON TO SCOOLAN A GUY CUT MA OFF , PROMPTING MA TO YALL ( DOUCA BAG ) AS A RAFLAX OUT OF TA WINDOW. RAALIZING MA MISTAKA , I TURND TO MA SON AND TOLD IM TO NAVAR , AVAR TALK LIKA TAT. HIS RASPONSA WAS , ( TOO LATA , DOUCA BAG. ) FML

#17966458
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11819) - you deserved it (41774)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Taday a highly intoxicated man cummed into mah workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. mega FML

#17948173
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (2202)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down an basically waddled behind a wall to get past him . Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me . big fat FML

#17894609
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27214) - you deserved it (5343)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me 4 another girl . My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong . I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

#17889211
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24941) - you deserved it (7226)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm - love - by bastard magnet - United States (California)

Today..!! I got mad at 4 year old son for cussing me out!! Afterwards..!! I went upstairs to get ready for te day!! Wen I came back downstairs I found im pooping on brand new leater couc!! FML

#17880683
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27250) - you deserved it (10648)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

Today I realized tat due to ma anti-depressants I can no longer orgasm . At . All . Wic depresses me more . FML

#17861962
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38337) - you deserved it (4568)

On 09/29/2011 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. real FML

#17843188
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17365) - you deserved it (28523)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44605)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today my credit card got blocked. Apparently my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious.

#17836225
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24890) - you deserved it (5510)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)



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