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Mooish

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Mooish

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3012
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Mooish : Life is good.

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Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41507) - you deserved it (7197)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML

#18222551
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12337) - you deserved it (57231)

On 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39877) - you deserved it (3270)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

#18145171
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64188) - you deserved it (4755)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26623) - you deserved it (4918)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML

#18078650
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34292) - you deserved it (3990)

On 10/26/2011 at 3:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11794) - you deserved it (41708)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27403) - you deserved it (2198)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

#17894609
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27172) - you deserved it (5337)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

#17889211
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24882) - you deserved it (7219)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm - love - by bastard magnet - United States (California)

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

#17880683
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27179) - you deserved it (10635)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML

#17861962
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38285) - you deserved it (4566)

On 09/29/2011 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

#17843188
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16749) - you deserved it (27498)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20563) - you deserved it (44548)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML

#17836225
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23533) - you deserved it (5358)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)



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