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About MontvaleMayhem : The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest.

I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time. So bring on the sunshine, to hell with the red wine, pour me some moonshine!

Dog's name is Lucky and will always be a part of the family. R.I.P.!

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