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Monsterlover5
  • Town/Country : Duxbury, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 July 1997 (15 years)
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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

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