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  • Town/Country : Frankenmuth, MI, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1979 (34 years)
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Today, in a state of extreme boredom, I decided to dress my 6-month-old son in girl's clothes. As he sat in my lap in a frilly dress, and as I was placing a very pink and lacy bow on his head, my mother-in-law unexpectedly walked in. She now thinks I'm mentally unstable and should be in therapy. FML

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6829) - you deserved it (15533)

On 07/21/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by dawn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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