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  • Number of visits : 2522
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>refticon</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 5:42pm<b>constipation</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 8:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 6:19pm<b>hippodankamus</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 1:16am<b>Allornone</b> - the 05/14/2013 at 11:24pm

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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 12:46am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

by hahahehehohohoo / 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Love