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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked in on my mom an dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

#6970974
50 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 7:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I Ad To Look At My Positive Ebay Feedback To Feel Loved. FML

#6491892
51 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 7:22am - love - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Yesterday , I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering fir almost 2 years is fake. FML

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On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I was at a local club wit my friands sitting at a tabla wan soma guys approacad us. Ona of tam startad talling ma about is racant advanturas troug Europa and was vary intarasting. Somating warm it my lag and I raalizad ta guy was urinating on ma. FML

#5744941
99 comments

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On 10/09/2009 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my grlfriend told me she lost her phone and to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." real FML

#5586348
138 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by dumbass (man) - United States (Pennsylvania) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I had to cover for my coworker who didn't turn up for work . He is always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again so I said to my colleagues "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead . FML

#5403982
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On 09/21/2009 at 10:06pm - work - by mcdeez (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and putted it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it . When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount . FML

#5194159
117 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by sucksforme (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, ma usband and I decidd to take a romantic trip to te beac. We got pulld over, and sortly tereafter e was arrestd. Just so appens you can't miss cild support payments 4 your twelve year old daugter witout getting a warrant. He as a daugter? We've been marrid 4 14 yeres. FML

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142 comments

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On 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by AreYouSerious (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realised that glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of relationships have!! fat FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 2:14am - love - by heartless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airporthen I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me wat was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

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76 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore

Today I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder an my dog running around. Something freakd out my brd an she bit my ear an startd flapping her wings in my face. Surprisd I took a step back trippd over my dog fell hit my head on the stove an got knockd unconscious. FML

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96 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by margretlle (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was eating a hamburger on the streethen a pigeon cummed down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning , half of mah burger was gone , and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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122 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by fencernick (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)



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