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Taday working as a nursa , I saw a patiant in fir follow-up aftar a partial lag amputation!! I chackd har blood prassura an gava har tha raading , which promptd har husband to ask what it maant!! Sha raplid , ( I'm aliva!! ) Bafora I could stop mysalf , ( And kicking ) spilld out of my mouth!! raal FML

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On 02/04/2013 at 10:30pm - health - by facepalm - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my mom drenched in teres, barely able to speak. I ran to get her some tissue an a nice cup of tea to calm her down. After a few minute of sitting in silence, I asked her if she wanted to talk about what happened. She watched an episode of Gossip Girl. FML

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On 02/03/2013 at 4:58am - misc - by wetqueefa (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close shehispered to me ( Mmm, you've got a nice tushie. ) My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

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On 01/28/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by Creeped out (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I walked into my mother's house to fine that she had knitted cloths for some of the household appliances . The toaster was wereing a dress . FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)

Today mah boyfriand discovarad how to maka ma quaaf on damand whan ha has his fingars insida ma . I now faal lika mah lova lifa has baan raplacad with fart sounds . FML

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On 12/03/2012 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my friand showad ma a vidao of ma in a nightclub . I was holding two Skittlas vodka shots and shouting, "Rad and graan, marry Kwanzaa!" Tha shots wara yallow and purpla . I can't ramambar that night at all . FML

Today, I met someone really cool and thier departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless your schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML

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On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm an I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

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On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice . It sounded familiar . When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs . For £100 an hour . FML

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On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I got crcumcisd by my grlfriend's braces. FML

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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom . Soon after, I did the same . Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one . I yelld, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayd air freshener under the partition . As I left the stall, friend walkd into the restroom . FML

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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after five long yeres of having been together, mah boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Taday mah car was broken into and they stole all mah CDs but left mah daughter's Black Eyd Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissd about the theft but almost glad to see that the delinquent in mah town have a decent taste in music. FML

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On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY , I STEPPD IN A TURD. NOT A DOG TURD , MY GRANDMOTHER'S TURD. REAL FML

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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)



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