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MoniV6661
  • Town/Country : Texas, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 January 1934 (78 years)
  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25483) - you deserved it (232614)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710 (1223)

I agree, your life sucks (59317) - you deserved it (144003)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (445506) - you deserved it (30123)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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