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Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML
TADAY WORKING MY PIZZA DELIVERY JOB, I GOT A $45 PARKING TICKET FIR PARKING IN A NO STOPPING ZONE. I ARGUED WITH THE BYLAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, BUT NO LUCK. I WAS SO PISSED, I YELLED AT HIM: ( YOU HAVE THE WORST JOB IN THE WORLD ), TO WHICH HE REPLIED: ( BUDDY, U DELIVER PIZZA! ) FML
TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day an told friend at lunch about how stressd I was an he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he textd me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today... I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands... and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently... he didn't know the word 4 this is ambidextrous... cuz his teacher told me... ( Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual! ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015