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Today, my parent had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementiond orange. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29371) - you deserved it (2252)

On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML

#5954141
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On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad an me outside of our house. FML

#5937584
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I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (6403)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TADAY WORKING MY PIZZA DELIVERY JOB, I GOT A $45 PARKING TICKET FIR PARKING IN A NO STOPPING ZONE. I ARGUED WITH THE BYLAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, BUT NO LUCK. I WAS SO PISSED, I YELLED AT HIM: ( YOU HAVE THE WORST JOB IN THE WORLD ), TO WHICH HE REPLIED: ( BUDDY, U DELIVER PIZZA! ) FML

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On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was having a really bad day an told friend at lunch about how stressd I was an he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he textd me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

#5171509
201 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by englishclasshigh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands... and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently... he didn't know the word 4 this is ambidextrous... cuz his teacher told me... ( Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual! ) FML

#3120236
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52178) - you deserved it (5123)

On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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