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Molord1
  • Town/Country : nine five fo', AMERICA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1746
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35950) - you deserved it (7835)

On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34815) - you deserved it (30430)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was excited to have a window seat on my three hour flight to New York. When I got to my row, I noticed the screaming newborn occupying the seat in front of me, and a pair of toddlers behind me. I then looked to my seat to find I have no window. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25534) - you deserved it (2595)

On 03/17/2011 at 12:56pm - misc - by lalalalalala - United States (Texas)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99616) - you deserved it (5896) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

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60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10486) - you deserved it (16829)

On 01/05/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

Today, airport security took away my 32$ eyelash curler, because it could be used as a weapon. I miss the 90s. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24675) - you deserved it (6572)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:59am - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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