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Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

#360907
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71507) - you deserved it (16540)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by hala (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

#261898
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39855) - you deserved it (28967)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - animals - by broussimousse - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

#210718
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28290) - you deserved it (275672)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML

#130109
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42858) - you deserved it (3568)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

#125458
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50726) - you deserved it (24034)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by LockandKey - United States (Illinois)

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24691) - you deserved it (5641)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

#1122
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8974) - you deserved it (23621)

On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)



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