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Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 10:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML
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On 09/21/2012 at 6:57am - work - by scarred for life - Canada (Ontario)
Today, everyone found out about the strange but intense fetish I have for women physically lifting me. It all came out when my friend, a female bodybuilder, decided to grab and pick me up for a laugh. I came in my pants, in front of about twenty people. FML
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On 07/25/2012 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML
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On 07/18/2012 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by Awkward - United States (California)
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 11:16pm - work - by cj1012 - United States
Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)
Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by dream1334 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by Shantwozzlah (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States
Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 12:00am - misc - by apparentlyunsexy - United States (Texas)
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