Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About MollyDarlin : Hi there. I'm bi. I love Portal 2, Skyrim, AC, etc. i like bands like Greeley Estate, Motionless In White, Pierce the Veil, etc. uhmmmm. So yeah. Message me if u want :)
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Monday 1 September 2014