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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1515
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Moiety : Using both the website and the app for Android phones (HTC Hero), I love it!

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Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14794) - you deserved it (41003)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

#17702644
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31070) - you deserved it (3942)

On 09/09/2011 at 5:59am - animals - by D (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

#17702644
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31070) - you deserved it (3942)

On 09/09/2011 at 5:59am - animals - by D (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37725) - you deserved it (2731)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML

#17560241
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26273) - you deserved it (5506)

On 08/23/2011 at 5:55pm - kids - by BerzerkelyBongBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

#17528012
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29292) - you deserved it (7795)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML

#17473722
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32988) - you deserved it (2442)

On 08/14/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by theultimatesalonfail - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

#17471195
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29565) - you deserved it (3486)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML

#17443433
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32913) - you deserved it (2093)

On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29507) - you deserved it (4475)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

#17395246
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26045) - you deserved it (5256)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33547) - you deserved it (9747)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34228) - you deserved it (3407)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39371) - you deserved it (13197)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34791) - you deserved it (9298)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)



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