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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Mogliettina : Young wife and mommy of furry kids..for now..

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Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10348) - you deserved it (55053)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

#12577034
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36854) - you deserved it (4415)

On 08/17/2010 at 3:10am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I saw a man on the bus with the strangest band shirt I have ever seen. I could not help but stare at it and try and figure what the band was, until he turned to me and said "why not take a picture asshole?" then got off the bus. As he walked away I saw that he was missing an arm. FML

#8737803
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25041) - you deserved it (5571)

On 03/01/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by theholt (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

#5895031
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39228) - you deserved it (6223)

On 10/19/2009 at 11:54am - love - by kierstin (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, for the first time, I hugged the man I have been in love with for four years. It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to my best friend. FML

#4874112
142 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 12:23am - love - by itrustedsnapeallalong (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my family returned from a holiday in Egypt. A holiday that I really wanted to spend with them. As if leaving me behind wasn't bad enough, they then made me watch a 200 picture slideshow of how much fun they had. FML

#2206074
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43862) - you deserved it (3274)

On 05/23/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by MdT (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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