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Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)
Today, I had an interview. I didn't get the job because apparently customers might not understand me, since I "talk too good." I just graduated with an English degree. FML
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On 07/11/2010 at 10:44am - work - by alejandro38 - United States (New York)
Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML
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On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States
Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 11:30am - work - by slickboy0023 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 6:27am - misc - by allwrong (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 11:27am - love - by stunned (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend ran accidentally head-first into my face and left me with a giant black eye. My mother is convinced I had a seizure in a park somewhere and won't listen when I tell her she's wrong, and everyone else thinks my boyfriend is abusive. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 3:35am - love - by el211 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 12:18am - animals - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)
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