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Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kitten were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on hand and foot. FML

#13183751
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9474) - you deserved it (26796)

On 09/24/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10595) - you deserved it (33975)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I was emptying te cutlery section of te diswaseren I reaced down and accidentally got te tip of a steak knife wedged alf-way under ma fingernail. My mum yelled at me 4 getting blood on te clean dises. mega FML

#13125278
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31542) - you deserved it (3486)

On 09/20/2010 at 5:37am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I cummed home to find mah drunken father sitting on our front lawn!! He had a blanket, lit candle, an was singing with his eyes closed!! He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel!! Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, an yelling "praise the lord!" FML

#13120508
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23304) - you deserved it (2466)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I had to looool listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

#13109561
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27228) - you deserved it (2485)

On 09/19/2010 at 3:31am - love - by messyfamily (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticd one felt a little heavy!! I opend it, only to fine a raccoon!! A very angry raccoon!! FML

#13094765
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28947) - you deserved it (2463)

On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... Ex-boyfriend's Mother Cummed Up To Me At School... Yelling And Causing A Scene In Front Of Everyone For Breaking Her Son's Heart. We Broke Up Over A Year Ago Cuz He Was Cheating On Me. FML

#13073501
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34667) - you deserved it (2148)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm - love - by whatabitch (woman) - United States (California)

today I woke up to mah husband slowly pulling mah blanket off me!! I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over mehile I was sleeping!! FML

#13034308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23893) - you deserved it (2442)

On 09/13/2010 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding u a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38195) - you deserved it (12407)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got a call from mah boyfriend saying he needd me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

#13027296
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37787) - you deserved it (5640)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

#13012343
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23554) - you deserved it (8626)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ewmomew (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, AT WORK, I LEANED BACK IN A CHAIR TOO FAR, CAUSING ME TO TIP OVER AND SMASH MY HEAD INTO A WALL. IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH DAMAGE, MY BOSS KEEPS REPLAYING THE SECURITY FOOTAGE TO EVERYONE I WORK WITH. MY HEAD HURTS NOT FROM THE FALL, BUT THE LOUD LAUGHTER THAT KEEPS COMING FROM INSIDE THE OFFICE. FML

#12987645
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13481) - you deserved it (20107)

On 09/10/2010 at 6:02am - work - by hard_headed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter an asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said ( Sorry, I'm blind. ) Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said ( No, seriously. ) FML

#12970630
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9731) - you deserved it (33811)

On 09/08/2010 at 11:35pm - work - by imaqtb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted mah boss yesterday asking for nude pictures . He sent them . I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow . FML

#12967216
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14192) - you deserved it (35161)

On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)



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