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Moeey
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Au
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 December 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1146
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25111) - you deserved it (2250)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:56am - kids - by iKaite (woman) - United Kingdom

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Today, I was looking forward to coming home to a freshly-cooked meal. Coming home to a cowering dog, two inches of water on the floor, and being handed a mop is just as good, I guess. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16700) - you deserved it (2293)

On 01/07/2010 at 1:38pm - animals - by Flooded (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML

#7194644
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I agree, your life sucks (17103) - you deserved it (2813)

On 01/07/2010 at 3:31am - animals - by Archie (man) - United States (California)

Today, we finally got our first electricity bill for our new flat. I was shocked to see that we had used £60 worth of electricity in 6 weeks. Then I noticed that it was only an estimate, and that we could read the meter ourselves to correct the amount. We now have to pay nearly £400. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17478) - you deserved it (5089)

On 10/28/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47483) - you deserved it (5186)

On 02/27/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by stpry of my life (woman) - United States (California)



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