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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 September 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 246
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my dad took me to the empty parking lot of Wal-Mart to try driving for the first time. All was well until he shouted at me for going too slow, which startled me into jerking the wheel and simultaneously stomping on the gas. I don't think Geico covers a Wal-Mart-sized dent in one's car. FML

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22298) - you deserved it (1994)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40757) - you deserved it (3867)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29443) - you deserved it (5836)

On 02/20/2012 at 9:23am - intimacy - by Gabi - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML

#17688285
291 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 12:57pm - health - by AudraRose - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22980) - you deserved it (82092)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)



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