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ModernDreamer
  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 January 1990 (24 years)
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About ModernDreamer : I'm nineteen, going to college. FML.

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Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6030) - you deserved it (37980)

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